If Bill de Blasio Falls Down in the Forest…

… and no one were around to hear him, would he even make a sound?

New York City’s gargantuan Mayor Bill de Blasio announced today that he’s leaving the 2020 Democratic Primary. In response, Presidential Politics for America has updated the odds of other candidates not at all.

Today’s headline image was discovered at the Wayne Messam Campaign. When reached for comment, Messam leaned back in his chair, put up his feet, and revealed, “It’s alllll going according to plan.” He then added:

“You’re next, Delaney.”


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